I'm going to be watching the Daily Show's election special for lunch. Stephen Colbert wants to call it

"The Final Endgame
Go Time
Alpha Action
Go Time
Lift-Off
Decide-icidal
Hungry Man's
Extreme Raw Power
Ultimate Voteslam
Smackdown '08
No Mercy:
Judgement Day '08
- '08!

Jon Stewart countered by setting former majority leader, senator Dick Gephardt on fire and blowing him up.